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Joke of the Day

"What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!"

"God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal."

"What does a priest get when he wants some pussy? Nun."

"What will Donald Trump definitely do when he wins the election? Donald Trump will ban muslim, be a douchebag,make the whitehouse 500x larger and of course, BOMB NORTH KOREA!"

"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."

"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"

"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"

"How do you spell ""Pringles"" in Spanish? Pringles"

"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"