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Joke of the Day

"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"

"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."

"Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA... ..bending light."

"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."

"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."

"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."

"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""

"I'm pretty sure if dogs could talk their most common phrase would be ""Are you going to eat that?"""