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Joke of the Day
"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"
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"What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."
"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."
"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."
"Did you know that 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old girl with a fat ass."
"if u switch the m&e at the end of memes it spells meems which has the same pronunciation"
"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."
"Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear. Also sorry for the shoddy manscaping."
"It's cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can't even dress the kids properly."
"What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces"