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Joke of the Day
"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
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"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"
"Q: Who writes ghost stories? A: A ghost writer."
"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."
"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"
"If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think ""Look at that healthy jogger"""
"*getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out"
"How did Adolf tie his shoes? With two knotzies."
"A zebra walks into a bar... He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes later a horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks ""Hey man! What happened to your pajamas?"""
"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"