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Joke of the Day
"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
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"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."
"Merry Christmas to everyone tomorrow... ....Today, fuck you."
"How do you deal with radical Islamists? You square them."
"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"the other day, I got into a car accident. A midget got out of the other car and said ""I'm not happy!"" I said ""Well, than which one are you?"""
"Pun challenge My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me ""No pun in ten did"""
"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."
"What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus"