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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness. A hamburger paddy."
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"What do you call a female physicist? A physicist you sexist."
"If Satan ever lost his hair... There would be hell toupee."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."
"HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted HER: Oh thanks! What's in it? HIM: What do you mean, ""in it""?"
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"damn demi, your rap battle opponent didn't even try to diss your clothes. what's your secret. [camera pans out to show all-orange outfit]"
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"What makes a ISIS joke funny? The execution."