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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"
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"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."
"My friend is agoraphobic... ..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism."
"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, ""I'll Be Bach."""
"There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose."
"Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun."
"What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child? Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital."
"I don't care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I'll give it back for Christmas."
"Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two? Because they can't even"