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Joke of the Day
"What is an alto's favorite drink? High C!"
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"What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant? ...about 100lbs and a flannel shirt"
"How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches"
"How do you quiet a gay baby? Stick a pacifier up its ass"
"A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'"
"What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?"
"What's the difference between a Trump interview ad-lib, and a Person of Color? One's a tangent; the other a tan gent."
"Ann: I wanna break up Ed: why? A: you use time travel to manipulate me E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this? A: well... Hey!"
"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."
"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"