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Joke of the Day
"You know why i love hiking? It is all about the in tents action."
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"When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time. Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room."
"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."
"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."
"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"
"There are 42 references to food in the Bible, nuts, crackers, and fruitcakes are some of the... people who believe in it."
"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"
"Saw a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
"My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom. The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick."
"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."