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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in three's? The sign says ""no trespassing."""

"[beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep"

"Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino."

"what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas? it was the most violent book he had ever read"

"Ever read the book ""A Race To The Bathroom""? by Willie Makeit and Betty Wont."

"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"

"I have good news & bad news ""bad news 1st"" I died youre talking to a ghost ""OMG & the good news?"" I broke the world record for eating bees"

"What you call a pre-op MtF transsexual who visits another city? A tourist trap."

"Did some1 really think naming a restaurant Pizza HUT was a good idea? ""We want a name that communicates quality food & 3rd world housing!"""

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"