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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Donald Trump only had two moods? Pissed off and pissed on."
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"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"
"Bill Clinton jokes never get old What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
"Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg Me: Ok Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it Me: Wa...what? Brain: Owned"
"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"
"*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street* don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on"
"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"*slips a 20* How about a private dance ""Okay let's go"" *heads to private room* ""You ready?"" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*"
"Vegans who drink water disgust me. That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage."
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."