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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"

"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."

"How's your day been? Grape!"

"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."

"All of the other reindeer were secretly watching red-nose-on-regular-nose porn."

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"That moment. You're driving, music blaring singing at the top of your lungs. You're a rockstar till the music cuts out & you hear your voice"

"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."

"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."

"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."