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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"What would Jesus do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed out."

"For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost."

"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"

"My Mexican friend told me this one. Whats an owl say? Quien?"

"Me: Whatcha doin? 7: a stupid math paper Me: why stupid? 7: Sally has 3,000 pennies; really Sally? Get a debit card!"

"My car's GPS has learned to say ""Your other left."""

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."