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Joke of the Day

"I like my tea like I like my women.... Plain, dark and bitter!"

"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"

"Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !"

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"So my wife just hit me with a ""mom joke"". She says, ""oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott""!"

"I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife... He said good trade..."

"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"

"I just donated money to help create water reservoirs for families in need. It was money well spent!"

"Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream"

"Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children."