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Joke of the Day

"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."

"What do women and penny stocks have in common? If you hold on to them too long instead of pumping and dumping them, you'll lose all your shit."

"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"

"4 gay guys walk into a bar... They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, ""why don't we just flip it over?"" (Sorry if its a repost)"

"Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between."

"Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me."

"What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building? Left behind"