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Joke of the Day
"Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me."
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"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."
"Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it."
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"My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!"
"I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's totally fine, and science shouldn't stop her."