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Joke of the Day
"Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison? Because he catches all the snitches!"
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"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"
"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."
"Why don't they call the Batman film ""The White Knight"" instead of ""The Dark Knight""? Because no one would care that he died."
"Which is more threatening? A big sword or a small sword? The small sword - it's a little rapier"
"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"
"[NSFW] where's the best place to have sex? In an Apple orchard, you always get to cum in cider."
"Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!"
"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"