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Joke of the Day
"Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison? Because he catches all the snitches!"
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"They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point"
"People keep making apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"
"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"
"The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"
"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."
"I hate when women try to talk about sports... You don't see me in the kitchen telling them how to make a sandwich."
"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks. 9/11 would watch again."
"What is a Detective's favourite pastry? The Tooth Hurts Donut!"