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Joke of the Day
"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"
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"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"
"Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman."
"*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin"
"What does a horse and kryptonite have in common? They both paralyze superman"
"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"
"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"
"You'r mum... ...is so **poor** she can't even pay attetntion."
"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""