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Joke of the Day
"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"
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"You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged."
"My friend told me a Holocaust joke Anne Frankly I didn't like it."
"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"
"When someone asks you if you've met their kids... ... it turns out that the proper reply is NOT ""Yes, heheh."""
"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."
"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"
"My grandmother hates it when I make spelling errors One might say she's a grandma nazi."
"My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff."
"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."