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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"

"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"

"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."

"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."

"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."

"I've just been reading about this toddler in China who fell eight stories out of a window. Apparently he was caught by a woman walking by. The kid was fine, and he was back in work the following day."

"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."

"Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes Obama: Joe Joe: And then dump legos all over the floor"

"Why did jesus not go to australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."