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Joke of the Day

"you read this wrong"

"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."

"I was reading in the paper that more people have been held at Gun Point this year than ever before. So why do people keep going to Gun Point?"

"What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated? Try or try not, there is no do."

"5yo: OMG I'M STARVING I NEED TO EAT I'M GONNA DIIIIIEE!! *eats 3 fries* 5yo: Can I be done?"

"If I could pick any super power it would be... echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed."

"I'm sorry I broke your finger, but seriously, what did you expect would happen when you tried to eat the last two fries off my plate?"

"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"

"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."