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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Hell-if-I-know"
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"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"
"""I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?"" ""Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !"
"Frankenstein: Master go fishing? Igor: Yes. F: Master take worms? I: Yes. F: Master put on hook? I: Yup. F: Hehe...Master ba- I: Just don't."
"I went to the doctor's office for an Alzheimer's test... I can't remember the results."
"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."
"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."
"TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and one bed is for sleeping on."
"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."