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Joke of the Day
"If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face."
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"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"
"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"
"I found a butterfly without wings... So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned."
"What's your favorite city in Thailand? Phuket, I don't know..."
"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."
"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"
"Lets all agree, having your cake and eating it too, is the same damn thing."
"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"
"Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable."