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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Piano and a Fish? You can tune a piano but you can't Tuna Fish!"
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"What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue coat."
"Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection? No Stairway."
"Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits."
"A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer"
"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"
"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."
"Go up to a guy in a bar and whisper ""hey do you wanna get out of here?"" and if he says yes, you can sit where he was."
"U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud. I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bono saying ""Please buy our albums again. We're desperate."""
"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."