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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."

"My sister said she won't let me see her kids because I'm a sex offender! Who would keep a father from their own kids?"

"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."

"What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad"

"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""

"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."

"Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"If I had 25 cents for every time I failed my math test I'd have $5.13"

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"