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Joke of the Day
"I have no respect for paedophiles... ... they're fucking immature assholes."
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"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon player? Ash."
"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."
"Why are there 5 syllables in the word ""monosyllabic""?"
"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"Wat does it take to bring down a tower theses days What does it take to bring down a tower these days 4 terrorists and a 747"
"I like my women how I like my books With an amazing climax"
"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."
"When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I'm fantastic."