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Joke of the Day

"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."

"What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing? a brucea"

"Doctor doctor I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please."

"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"

"Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit."

"Mother Paper Bag: We need to talk. Teen Bag: *removes earbud* What? M: Your father was plastic. T: But - M: It's true. You're a mixed bag."

"Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve robots here"". The robot squints and says ""you will..."""

"YOUR LISTENING TO MAGIC FM........pick a frequency, any frequency"

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."

"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"