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Joke of the Day

"YOUR LISTENING TO MAGIC FM........pick a frequency, any frequency"

"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"

"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."

"What's a gay man's favorite time? Eight a'cock"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?"

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"Husband asked his wife ""why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She replied ""because I don't like calling you at work."""

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"

"It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes."