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Joke of the Day
"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"
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"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"
"What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm? Da Rude Sandstorm"
"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."
"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"
"What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!"
"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."
"A little bird told me that 5 Hour Energy shots can cure hangovers. Not sure I can trust a talking bird while on acid, though."
"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."
"unrelated but I believe strongly that Woody Woodpecker is a lesbian"