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Joke of the Day

"A Funeral Director isn't the best position in this economy... It's a dying trade"

"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."

"You're a square... ... but you're still all right to me."

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."

"My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne."

"What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is being able to legally punch other teenagers."

"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"

"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."

"A really big joke... r/jokes"