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Joke of the Day
"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
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"Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit. I Kermited a major offense"
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Without a penis"
"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"
"As a gamer, who experiences little to no drama, I'm always so confused about this game referendum. They're not playing video games, they're playing drama, the game. I hear it got bad reviews."
"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"
"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."
"What do you call four mexicans in quick sand? Quatro, cinco."
"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"
"If you're ever wondering what I'm thinking, there's about a 96% chance I'm thinking about what & when I'm going to eat next."