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Joke of the Day
"What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea? He was melting"
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"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."
"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."
"[First day of class at law school] *raises hand* Hi, yes. When do we get our white, curly wigs?"
"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo who?"" ""Stop crying, Kelly Clarkson."""
"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"
"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."
"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"
"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"