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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: I need someone in the backfill position Brain: Do. Not. Say. Anything. Me: um hopefully you fill the gap soon Brain: oh dear"

"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""

"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""

"My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, ""I WIN! I WIN!"""

"Real women don't chase men. We set traps."

"Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"I used to be terrible at Valentines' Day too... But then I took an arrow in the knee."

"How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?"

"What did Apply say to the iPhone 7? Hit the road, Jack."