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Joke of the Day
"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"
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"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."
"What do you call an eerie French pastry chef? A crepe."
"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."
"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"
"I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!"
"Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? Yeah he's all right now"
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