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Joke of the Day
"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"
Next Joke
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."
"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"
"A cop stopped a guy for speeding... He said, ""I have been waiting all day for someone like you."" And the guy answered, ""That's why I wanted to be here as fast as possible !"""
"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."
"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"
"If I was a roofer I'd go around saying I'm single and ready to shingle."
"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader... but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time"
"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"
"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""