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Joke of the Day

"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"

"A mormon checks into a hotel. On seeing there are video channels available in his room, he says ""I trust the porn is disabled."" The receptionist replies, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sicko!"""

"If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?"

"Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid."

"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"

"Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE."

"What do American beer and a canoe have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"

"I raise the bar when it comes to lowering standards."

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."