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Joke of the Day
"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."
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"Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator."
"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"
"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"
"George Bush repeatedly tries to crack a coconut on the side of a hot skillet ""Laura, I told you not to buy the god damn hairy eggs anymore"""
"Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out"
"What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor"