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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house."

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"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"
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"Why do the birthers...? Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)? Because Barack Obama is black."
"Doctor doctor nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?"
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"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."
"Ok, so, for some reason, my lesbian neighbours just gave me a brand new Rolex... I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."