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Joke of the Day
"What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces."
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"Math Poor kid asks his dad: ""Are we going on holiday this summer?"" Dad replies: ""50% yes, 100% no."""
"One time I bought these shoes from a drug dealer, and I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"
"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"What do you call a chubby girl that's high? A baked potato."
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? Bob"
"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."