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Joke of the Day

"""I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch."" -- bibliophiles, to books"

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome."

"Him: Didn't you buy that apple pie yesterday? Me: Yeah, so? Him: There's one small piece left. Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you."

"If a baby like Justin Bieber is the face of teen angst and rebellion, then we've bubble wrapped our kids too tight."

"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."

"Cannibals like to meat people."

"It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis"