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Joke of the Day

"I'm in charge of eight kids tonight. No big deal though I can be really responsib-- I'm in charge of seven kids tonight. No big deal though"

"Why can't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face."

"What makes a great pizza joke? It's all in the delivery."

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon? Put a sock in it."

"Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans? And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?"

"Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management."

"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."

"What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful."

"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."