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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated? A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless"

"That toilet owes me five dollars I just gave it a foot long."

"Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use."

"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"

"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""

"How much money do hookers with shallow vaginas make? Just the tips."

"I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex"

"When you're done reading this joke please don't show it to any virgins. They won't get it for a long time."

"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"