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Joke of the Day
"That toilet owes me five dollars I just gave it a foot long."
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"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"
"""You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?"" ""I'm just here to take out the trash."" ""Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."""
"My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh."
"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."
"Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, ""Go home you're drunk!"" Just another time alcohol saved my life."
"""What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?"" ""An octopus?"" ""No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"""
"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"
"The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite."
"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."