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Joke of the Day
"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"
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"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know."
"You know its been a long night... [NSFW] When you stick the razor in the hooker, and your dick in the coke"
"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"
"Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting."
"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."
"Never judge a book by its cover Use the paragraph on the back instead.."
"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."
"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."