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Joke of the Day

"When you're done reading this joke please don't show it to any virgins. They won't get it for a long time."

"My favourite joke when I was 9. ""Doctor, doctor, I feel like a row of theatres"" ""Did it happen suddenly?"" ""No, it came on in stages"""

"People who pronounce didn't as.""dih-in't"" please doh-on't."

"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"

"Just built a kite that'll hold my cat. Figured if a mouse helped discover electricity then my cat & I should be able to unlock time travel."

"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."

"Visiting grandma (nsfw) Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! ""Shut up and keep digging, boy."""

"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"

"The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere."

"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""