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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 5? Because 7 8 9"
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"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."
"What do you call a broken angle? A rektangle"
"Time for a , ""How many ___ does it take to screw in lightbulb?"", thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."
"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."
"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"
"Why do all black men have nightmares? The one with a dream was shot."
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."