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Joke of the Day

"Time for a , ""How many ___ does it take to screw in lightbulb?"", thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!"

"""I"" before ""e"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""

"My thai-girlfriend told me it's ok to have a small penis I would still prefer that she had a vagina. EDIT: Grammar thx to /u/Jarabar"

"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."

"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Come on man, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"What does Beyonce eat food out of? An IrreplacaBOWL."

"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."

"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."

"NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"