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Joke of the Day

"In a perfect world I'd own a fertilizer / external hard-drive distribution company called Shits N Gigs."

"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""

"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."

"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"

"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"

"Tattoo idea: One Jonas Brothers face on each thigh. What? There's three? Okay, and one right in the middle. How do you spell Kevin?"

"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."

"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."

"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."

"The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks... ...is they tend to rub off on you."