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Joke of the Day
"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."
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"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"
"How do you break a Pollock's finger? Punch him in the nose."
"The new Tattoo parlor across the street is free if you show boobs... ...Tit for tat."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix"
"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."
"Duck Joke A duck walks into a bar. The ducks say, ""1 beer please. And put it on my bill."" I'll be here all week"
"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."
"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"
"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"