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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth."
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"Fe Fi Fo Fum Bopomofo First time to make a joke; I tried."
"Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"
"A Spanish woman couldn't find her way out of a corn maze and died. Isn't that a-maiz-ing? EDIT: To be specific, she starved to death in the corn maze. I screwed it up."
"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."
"Had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept telling me, ""I'm just a cashier"" and that I ""need to leave Macy's."""
"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."
"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."
"whoreplacedmyspacebarwithaclappingemojiIneedtofinishmypaperstonightpleasehelpme"
"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"