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Joke of the Day

"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."

"Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)"

"Nerd play Q:What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con? A: Close encounters of the nerd kind"

"My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP, creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life."

"I bet Batman wears Liam Neeson underwear."

"Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer."

"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."

"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."

"What did Trump say to Hillary when she told him a joke? ""You're Hillaryus"" I'll walk myself out..."

"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway my dad just caught me browsing r/jokes"