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Joke of the Day
"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"
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"I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.*"
"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my smash mouth obsession But then i saw her face..."
"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks."
"[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider."
"What do you call a room full of psychics? A scam!"
"Fact: People that choose a table over a booth have murdered at least one person."
"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"
"Her: ""How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!"" Me: ""I know, I'm completely exhausted."""
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"