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Joke of the Day

"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"

"Imagine if Hannibal was a university professor I'd love to go to a Hannibal Lecture!"

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"

"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."

"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""

"What did one boob say to the other boob Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service."

"What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant? May I have Eurasian plate?"

"I have the best blanket in the world It's the sheet."

"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."