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Joke of the Day

"Fe Fi Fo Fum Bopomofo First time to make a joke; I tried."

"Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!"

"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."

"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet"

"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear."

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."

"Two Policemen Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""