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Joke of the Day

"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."

"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."

"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."

"A blonde hears a guy telling blond jokes... She says ""i'm blond, and that's very insulting."" Guy says, ""alright, I'll repeat it slowly."""

"Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy."

"What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God? Eggnog-stic."

"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."

"[checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY"

"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."

"Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor."